Never Lie to a Smart Woman


Man called his wife on the phone and said: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box.

We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”

The smart wife suspected that something is really strange, but she still did exactly as her husband said.

The next weekend, the husband came home a little tired but looking good…

The wife welcomed her husband and asked if he caught many fish?

He explained: “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pyjamas?”

Well, you will love the answer..!!!

She said: “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”.

You can guess: the game is over!!!